[Oh man, it's Veronica. That's cool and all, because he does like her, but that also means this question could be basically anything. He steels himself.]
If you only wish for someone to say it to you, I could. Though I do not understand why? [...but hey, she's here to help him by spouting pick-up lines for him. It's the least she can do for a friend!]
And Flynn told me of its purpose.
Nobody used it on me. I read it from a book, actually. There were others asking for people's numbers and whether or not they had fallen from a great height. I am studying.
I see. Then I suppose I can only wish you all the best of luck in finding someone like that. I am certain that you will.
I am not studying pickup lines. I am studying about relationships and about love. I do not understand it and though I have been told I will know it when I feel it, I am not certain how I am to know something I do not recognize.
Once I thought I did like someone very much. But he told me that perhaps it was simply friendship. I am not certain anymore how to tell so I thought that perhaps books could help. They have always helped me.
Thank you for telling me. I was not aware that is what being a "friend with benefits" entails. It is a good thing then that you have her, is it not? As long as you are both happy, that is all that matters, I think.
I do not know why he would think that but I know that I thought that he would know better than I did. He is more experienced than I am. I am aware that there are many things I do not understand. I try, but I am not certain how it feels when you care about someone. I wanted him to be happy. I wanted to be with him, to share my happiness with him. I was happy when he told me that I was pretty. Happy in a way I had never felt before with anyone else. I was uncertain and I asked. I do not know what he was thinking and I can only hope that there will be a way for me to ask him one day.
I am not certain how to experience love. I have been confessed to before. But I could not respond. I do not know how and it seems unfair of me to tell them that I will try when I am not certain if I can care for them the way they care for me. I loved them as friends and I think it would have been cruel. And I have asked Kaoru before, but I did not understand her explanation. I am not certain how I will know love if I cannot recognize it.
I dunno if shes ever really happy cuz shes not that type of girl but her pants sure look good on my floor. lol
[He gets a little rush saying that. This isn't a thing he can talk about with anyone really, for various reasons, and it feels like sneaking a cookie from the cookie jar or something to allow himself to be open about it behind the safety of text, where he can hide his expression and change pronouns effortlessly, and Veronica of all people won't be put off or judge him or get weird about it. He thinks, anyway. So even if it's not the most appropriate situation ever, it's out now.
But the rest is a little more serious.]
Anyway.......that sounds like liking someone to me.....
Ive actually never been in love either I think? Its not like its only complicated for you
Ive liked a lot of girls in the past and been with them and stuff but I never met a girl I wanted to be with seriously longterm
Now Ive got a couple girls I feel that way about but I still dont think its really love. But I guess I wouldnt know either since Ive never felt it before
I just assume you know it when it happens yeah but maybe thats dumb? Its just thats how people always make it sound......guess youve heard the same thing
I dont think anyones ever loved me either
But sometimes with like one of those girls, one of the ones whos really special to me
Its like......the world just feels like a better place if you know what I mean
And I feel like a better person
lmao shit that sounds so sappy........Im embarrassed dont tell anyone I said that
You seem very happy. I am glad to hear it. [And if casual sex worked for him, she wasn't one to judge. All that mattered was that he was safe and that he was happy and had no regrets. That was all she wanted for him.]
I see. I was not aware of it, at the time. I know it is complicated but I suppose because the people I ask tell me that I will know that I thought perhaps it was only my own lack of understanding. But it does make sense, that they could not tell me specifically because they also found it as complicated.
I am certain there are people who love you. And if not before, there will be.
I do know what you mean. They make the world brighter, softer, happier just by being there. I know. I already think you are a wonderful person but I understand. It is not sappy at all. Thank you for telling me. I promise not to tell anyone.
I am still happy that you have taken the time to say so. Thank you.
I was reading them with Flynn, actually. I want to understand love. There is no one I wish to use the pickup lines on at the moment and to be frank I rather prefer honesty to teasing. I feel that I would like to tell the person I care for that I would like to see them naked without first telling them how much better their pants would look on the floor. I like honesty.
Most people know what it means when you say it so its basically the same thing, just saying it different
Its so that you stand out yknow? And to make the girl laugh maybe like to break the ice
If you just say hey I wanna see you naked thats honest and stuff but imagine if every guy said it to you that exact way? Theres no personality in that!
When a guy uses a pickup line its like a little piece of his personality
And asking someone for sex is kinda serious sometimes so it like lightens the mood yknow?
If the girl laughs then shes not mad at you and maybe she still thinks youre cute even if she says no and thats cool
And maybe shell remember you as a guy who said something interesting or funny that time instead of just some random dude who asked her to take her panties off for him
I did not say it was like lying. Though perhaps honesty was not the right word? Straightforward, being frank, I suppose that was what I meant. Saying what you mean, saying what you think.
I would not have known what it meant. When I read it, I was very confused. Surely floors cannot wear pants.
But I can understand what you mean. I have been told that I am weird. That it is strange that I do not understand things that others already do. But I think perhaps that is because we are all different. If I liked someone, I would be very happy to hear what they think. I would think it is cute no matter what they say simply because of who they are and knowing what they are like.
It is like how you are so wise when it comes to matters such as these. We all know and live different lives. And if I had not asked you, I would not have known now what you already know.
I think whoever it is, would be very happy that you put such thought into them. If pickup lines show personality, then what kinds would you use, Leon?
I mean just between you and me my brains arent really my strong point
Im not into smart stuff
But hearing that still totally pumps my ego!
The truth is Ive totally gotten lines from books before so Im not THAT original..........
Its like most girls dont look at that stuff so itll be new to them even if you got it from somewhere else
Unless another guy said it to them before. which they probably did. if the girls cute
lol
But it was a little different for me cuz back home everyone knew who I was. I was pretty famous for baseball so girls who came up to me knew who I was and what I was like
and they were into it too yknow?
Anyway cuz it was like that it was always easiest just to make some baseball sex joke. Like about reaching third base
Thats the kinda thing they expected and it totally worked for me
I think there are more ways to be wise than just being smart. You are perceptive. And you are experienced and knowledgeable. I think that makes you very wise.
It is a pity that they do not look at the books. They are actually very interesting to read.
You played baseball? Surely you must have been very skilled if they came to talk to you because of it? That is amazing. [She's never played baseball but now she really wants to try!!]
I am glad that it worked for you, though. Are there many sex jokes to make about baseball? I am unfamiliar, so I cannot say that I can think of many.
I see. It is too bad then that you do not like it. From what I have read, it sounds very interesting. I am sorry that you do not like it.
Although I agree that if you had not liked it, then surely you should have done something else. Even if it does not make money, I think your happiness is the most important thing.
And yes, I am with you. But is it a kiss on the cheek or on the lips? Why is a kiss considered the first step?
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Yeah whats up?
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[She recognizes the pick-up line as subtlety, but it is difficult sometimes for a princess that is basically as subtle as a meteor hitting the Earth.]
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Its a pickup line if you didnt get it
Did someone use that on you
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And Flynn told me of its purpose.
Nobody used it on me. I read it from a book, actually. There were others asking for people's numbers and whether or not they had fallen from a great height. I am studying.
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just saying its not the same!
YOURE STUDYING PICKUP LINES? why?
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I am not studying pickup lines. I am studying about relationships and about love. I do not understand it and though I have been told I will know it when I feel it, I am not certain how I am to know something I do not recognize.
Once I thought I did like someone very much. But he told me that perhaps it was simply friendship. I am not certain anymore how to tell so I thought that perhaps books could help. They have always helped me.
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Before you ask a fwb is a friend you have sex with but its not romantic or dating or anything
So wait you liked a guy and HE told you it was only friendship? Wheres he get off telling you about your own feelings? Whyd he even think that?
I think sex and romance stuff is definitely stuff you learn by experience though
But that might just be me cuz I never learned anything out of books anyway lol
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I do not know why he would think that but I know that I thought that he would know better than I did. He is more experienced than I am. I am aware that there are many things I do not understand. I try, but I am not certain how it feels when you care about someone. I wanted him to be happy. I wanted to be with him, to share my happiness with him. I was happy when he told me that I was pretty. Happy in a way I had never felt before with anyone else. I was uncertain and I asked. I do not know what he was thinking and I can only hope that there will be a way for me to ask him one day.
I am not certain how to experience love. I have been confessed to before. But I could not respond. I do not know how and it seems unfair of me to tell them that I will try when I am not certain if I can care for them the way they care for me. I loved them as friends and I think it would have been cruel.
And I have asked Kaoru before, but I did not understand her explanation. I am not certain how I will know love if I cannot recognize it.
It is confusing.
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[He gets a little rush saying that. This isn't a thing he can talk about with anyone really, for various reasons, and it feels like sneaking a cookie from the cookie jar or something to allow himself to be open about it behind the safety of text, where he can hide his expression and change pronouns effortlessly, and Veronica of all people won't be put off or judge him or get weird about it. He thinks, anyway. So even if it's not the most appropriate situation ever, it's out now.
But the rest is a little more serious.]
Anyway.......that sounds like liking someone to me.....
Ive actually never been in love either I think? Its not like its only complicated for you
Ive liked a lot of girls in the past and been with them and stuff but I never met a girl I wanted to be with seriously longterm
Now Ive got a couple girls I feel that way about but I still dont think its really love. But I guess I wouldnt know either since Ive never felt it before
I just assume you know it when it happens yeah but maybe thats dumb? Its just thats how people always make it sound......guess youve heard the same thing
I dont think anyones ever loved me either
But sometimes with like one of those girls, one of the ones whos really special to me
Its like......the world just feels like a better place if you know what I mean
And I feel like a better person
lmao shit that sounds so sappy........Im embarrassed dont tell anyone I said that
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I see. I was not aware of it, at the time. I know it is complicated but I suppose because the people I ask tell me that I will know that I thought perhaps it was only my own lack of understanding. But it does make sense, that they could not tell me specifically because they also found it as complicated.
I am certain there are people who love you. And if not before, there will be.
I do know what you mean. They make the world brighter, softer, happier just by being there. I know. I already think you are a wonderful person but I understand. It is not sappy at all. Thank you for telling me. I promise not to tell anyone.
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YOURE SO PURE..........
I CANT HANDLE IT
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Are you all right?
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NOT LITERALLY
its a compliment! Youre so sweet
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I see. I am glad to hear you are all right.
Thank you very much for the compliment.
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So are you like planning on using any of these pickup lines on anyone
I guess youre not that kinda girl
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I was reading them with Flynn, actually. I want to understand love. There is no one I wish to use the pickup lines on at the moment and to be frank I rather prefer honesty to teasing. I feel that I would like to tell the person I care for that I would like to see them naked without first telling them how much better their pants would look on the floor. I like honesty.
[Also she's about as subtle as a hurricane.]
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Saying something like that is like
Most people know what it means when you say it so its basically the same thing, just saying it different
Its so that you stand out yknow? And to make the girl laugh maybe like to break the ice
If you just say hey I wanna see you naked thats honest and stuff but imagine if every guy said it to you that exact way? Theres no personality in that!
When a guy uses a pickup line its like a little piece of his personality
And asking someone for sex is kinda serious sometimes so it like lightens the mood yknow?
If the girl laughs then shes not mad at you and maybe she still thinks youre cute even if she says no and thats cool
And maybe shell remember you as a guy who said something interesting or funny that time instead of just some random dude who asked her to take her panties off for him
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I would not have known what it meant. When I read it, I was very confused. Surely floors cannot wear pants.
But I can understand what you mean. I have been told that I am weird. That it is strange that I do not understand things that others already do. But I think perhaps that is because we are all different. If I liked someone, I would be very happy to hear what they think. I would think it is cute no matter what they say simply because of who they are and knowing what they are like.
It is like how you are so wise when it comes to matters such as these. We all know and live different lives. And if I had not asked you, I would not have known now what you already know.
I think whoever it is, would be very happy that you put such thought into them. If pickup lines show personality, then what kinds would you use, Leon?
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No ones ever called me wise before lol
I mean just between you and me my brains arent really my strong point
Im not into smart stuff
But hearing that still totally pumps my ego!
The truth is Ive totally gotten lines from books before so Im not THAT original..........
Its like most girls dont look at that stuff so itll be new to them even if you got it from somewhere else
Unless another guy said it to them before. which they probably did. if the girls cute
lol
But it was a little different for me cuz back home everyone knew who I was. I was pretty famous for baseball so girls who came up to me knew who I was and what I was like
and they were into it too yknow?
Anyway cuz it was like that it was always easiest just to make some baseball sex joke. Like about reaching third base
Thats the kinda thing they expected and it totally worked for me
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It is a pity that they do not look at the books. They are actually very interesting to read.
You played baseball? Surely you must have been very skilled if they came to talk to you because of it? That is amazing. [She's never played baseball but now she really wants to try!!]
I am glad that it worked for you, though. Are there many sex jokes to make about baseball? I am unfamiliar, so I cannot say that I can think of many.
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Yeah I did. I was the best actually
Thats how I got into my school. They picked up high schoolers who were the best at their talent and mines baseball.......it kinda sucks though
Like its totally not my thing even if Im good at it!
Theres a whole bases thing with foreplay and sex youve never heard of it huh?
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That is amazing! Why do you think that it sucks? If you did not like it, why play it? And you played it enough to be good at it, is that not so?
And no, I have not. Will you explain it to me?
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First of all it sucks cuz its boring and uncool! Im like a natural so me bein good at it doesnt have anything to do with me playin it all the time
Its true though that I played it basically every day for years..........thats how it works when youve got a talent
I was gonna make billions off it if I stuck with it but Id rather make billions doing something fun!
Ok about the bases heres how it works. Its like the different stages of sex or making out are the different bases you reach in baseball
So if I say I got to first base with a girl it means we kissed, cuz thats step 1
You with me
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Although I agree that if you had not liked it, then surely you should have done something else. Even if it does not make money, I think your happiness is the most important thing.
And yes, I am with you. But is it a kiss on the cheek or on the lips? Why is a kiss considered the first step?
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