I am still happy that you have taken the time to say so. Thank you.
I was reading them with Flynn, actually. I want to understand love. There is no one I wish to use the pickup lines on at the moment and to be frank I rather prefer honesty to teasing. I feel that I would like to tell the person I care for that I would like to see them naked without first telling them how much better their pants would look on the floor. I like honesty.
Most people know what it means when you say it so its basically the same thing, just saying it different
Its so that you stand out yknow? And to make the girl laugh maybe like to break the ice
If you just say hey I wanna see you naked thats honest and stuff but imagine if every guy said it to you that exact way? Theres no personality in that!
When a guy uses a pickup line its like a little piece of his personality
And asking someone for sex is kinda serious sometimes so it like lightens the mood yknow?
If the girl laughs then shes not mad at you and maybe she still thinks youre cute even if she says no and thats cool
And maybe shell remember you as a guy who said something interesting or funny that time instead of just some random dude who asked her to take her panties off for him
I did not say it was like lying. Though perhaps honesty was not the right word? Straightforward, being frank, I suppose that was what I meant. Saying what you mean, saying what you think.
I would not have known what it meant. When I read it, I was very confused. Surely floors cannot wear pants.
But I can understand what you mean. I have been told that I am weird. That it is strange that I do not understand things that others already do. But I think perhaps that is because we are all different. If I liked someone, I would be very happy to hear what they think. I would think it is cute no matter what they say simply because of who they are and knowing what they are like.
It is like how you are so wise when it comes to matters such as these. We all know and live different lives. And if I had not asked you, I would not have known now what you already know.
I think whoever it is, would be very happy that you put such thought into them. If pickup lines show personality, then what kinds would you use, Leon?
I mean just between you and me my brains arent really my strong point
Im not into smart stuff
But hearing that still totally pumps my ego!
The truth is Ive totally gotten lines from books before so Im not THAT original..........
Its like most girls dont look at that stuff so itll be new to them even if you got it from somewhere else
Unless another guy said it to them before. which they probably did. if the girls cute
lol
But it was a little different for me cuz back home everyone knew who I was. I was pretty famous for baseball so girls who came up to me knew who I was and what I was like
and they were into it too yknow?
Anyway cuz it was like that it was always easiest just to make some baseball sex joke. Like about reaching third base
Thats the kinda thing they expected and it totally worked for me
I think there are more ways to be wise than just being smart. You are perceptive. And you are experienced and knowledgeable. I think that makes you very wise.
It is a pity that they do not look at the books. They are actually very interesting to read.
You played baseball? Surely you must have been very skilled if they came to talk to you because of it? That is amazing. [She's never played baseball but now she really wants to try!!]
I am glad that it worked for you, though. Are there many sex jokes to make about baseball? I am unfamiliar, so I cannot say that I can think of many.
I see. It is too bad then that you do not like it. From what I have read, it sounds very interesting. I am sorry that you do not like it.
Although I agree that if you had not liked it, then surely you should have done something else. Even if it does not make money, I think your happiness is the most important thing.
And yes, I am with you. But is it a kiss on the cheek or on the lips? Why is a kiss considered the first step?
I do not know if it is, but I suppose that is as good a place to start as any.
Though I would think that you talk to them first. And ask them if they wish to have sex. That is how I would like it to happen. That is how the books say it should.
I have not had sex but Angelo did kiss me a lot. Although I suppose if someone does not like kissing, then they will not do it.
And what kind of girl is it that would swear? If it is apt, surely there is no harm in using it?
Thank you. I am sure he only did as he thought was best. He listens to reason though there are times he tries to give conditions for him accepting my terms. But I believe he is not an unkind person.
I wonder why that is? I do not believe I have met any.
And I will take care of myself as best as I can. Thank you.
I see. I do not wish to ask you to do anything you are not comfortable with, but perhaps she will not. There is an equal chance of that, is that not so?
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YOURE SO PURE..........
I CANT HANDLE IT
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Are you all right?
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NOT LITERALLY
its a compliment! Youre so sweet
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I see. I am glad to hear you are all right.
Thank you very much for the compliment.
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So are you like planning on using any of these pickup lines on anyone
I guess youre not that kinda girl
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I was reading them with Flynn, actually. I want to understand love. There is no one I wish to use the pickup lines on at the moment and to be frank I rather prefer honesty to teasing. I feel that I would like to tell the person I care for that I would like to see them naked without first telling them how much better their pants would look on the floor. I like honesty.
[Also she's about as subtle as a hurricane.]
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Saying something like that is like
Most people know what it means when you say it so its basically the same thing, just saying it different
Its so that you stand out yknow? And to make the girl laugh maybe like to break the ice
If you just say hey I wanna see you naked thats honest and stuff but imagine if every guy said it to you that exact way? Theres no personality in that!
When a guy uses a pickup line its like a little piece of his personality
And asking someone for sex is kinda serious sometimes so it like lightens the mood yknow?
If the girl laughs then shes not mad at you and maybe she still thinks youre cute even if she says no and thats cool
And maybe shell remember you as a guy who said something interesting or funny that time instead of just some random dude who asked her to take her panties off for him
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I would not have known what it meant. When I read it, I was very confused. Surely floors cannot wear pants.
But I can understand what you mean. I have been told that I am weird. That it is strange that I do not understand things that others already do. But I think perhaps that is because we are all different. If I liked someone, I would be very happy to hear what they think. I would think it is cute no matter what they say simply because of who they are and knowing what they are like.
It is like how you are so wise when it comes to matters such as these. We all know and live different lives. And if I had not asked you, I would not have known now what you already know.
I think whoever it is, would be very happy that you put such thought into them. If pickup lines show personality, then what kinds would you use, Leon?
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No ones ever called me wise before lol
I mean just between you and me my brains arent really my strong point
Im not into smart stuff
But hearing that still totally pumps my ego!
The truth is Ive totally gotten lines from books before so Im not THAT original..........
Its like most girls dont look at that stuff so itll be new to them even if you got it from somewhere else
Unless another guy said it to them before. which they probably did. if the girls cute
lol
But it was a little different for me cuz back home everyone knew who I was. I was pretty famous for baseball so girls who came up to me knew who I was and what I was like
and they were into it too yknow?
Anyway cuz it was like that it was always easiest just to make some baseball sex joke. Like about reaching third base
Thats the kinda thing they expected and it totally worked for me
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It is a pity that they do not look at the books. They are actually very interesting to read.
You played baseball? Surely you must have been very skilled if they came to talk to you because of it? That is amazing. [She's never played baseball but now she really wants to try!!]
I am glad that it worked for you, though. Are there many sex jokes to make about baseball? I am unfamiliar, so I cannot say that I can think of many.
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Yeah I did. I was the best actually
Thats how I got into my school. They picked up high schoolers who were the best at their talent and mines baseball.......it kinda sucks though
Like its totally not my thing even if Im good at it!
Theres a whole bases thing with foreplay and sex youve never heard of it huh?
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That is amazing! Why do you think that it sucks? If you did not like it, why play it? And you played it enough to be good at it, is that not so?
And no, I have not. Will you explain it to me?
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First of all it sucks cuz its boring and uncool! Im like a natural so me bein good at it doesnt have anything to do with me playin it all the time
Its true though that I played it basically every day for years..........thats how it works when youve got a talent
I was gonna make billions off it if I stuck with it but Id rather make billions doing something fun!
Ok about the bases heres how it works. Its like the different stages of sex or making out are the different bases you reach in baseball
So if I say I got to first base with a girl it means we kissed, cuz thats step 1
You with me
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Although I agree that if you had not liked it, then surely you should have done something else. Even if it does not make money, I think your happiness is the most important thing.
And yes, I am with you. But is it a kiss on the cheek or on the lips? Why is a kiss considered the first step?
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If a guy told me he got to first base with a girl and he meant a kiss on the cheek Id laugh in his face lol
And a kiss is just what you do first.......right? I mean I guess not all sex has kissing probably
Ive never had sex where I didnt kiss though
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Though I would think that you talk to them first. And ask them if they wish to have sex. That is how I would like it to happen. That is how the books say it should.
I have not had sex but Angelo did kiss me a lot. Although I suppose if someone does not like kissing, then they will not do it.
I am not entirely sure what the appeal of it is.
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Its like foreforeplay??
This Angelo guy must be a shitty kisser lmao
It feels good if you do it right
Probably some people just dont like it but I cant understand that
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I do not know if he is a shitty kisser but he used to kiss me often without any warning or permission and I did not like it.
And I have kissed Makoto before but that was a dare and while it was nice, I did not think much of it at the time. It was just physical contact.
I think it is possible that everyone has their own interests. You like kissing, perhaps they like other things.
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But its a good one right??
I gotta stop swearing around you its too weird seein you do it back lol
If he was doin that stuff to you hes a creep and if he ever does it again you should tell me so I can kick his ass
To me not liking kissing is like not liking air but I guess youre probably right about that
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Why is it weird? Is it not simply a word?
You do not need to. He has promised me that he will not do so anymore and I believe him.
Do you kiss your friend often, then? The one whose pants look good on your floor.
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Im glad hes not givin you trouble anymore tho. You dont deserve that crap
Weve only had sex a couple times......shes not really the type to just sit around and make out for fun
Its too bad cuz Id be into that if she was
I guess I wish we kissed a little more lol
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Thank you. I am sure he only did as he thought was best. He listens to reason though there are times he tries to give conditions for him accepting my terms. But I believe he is not an unkind person.
Perhaps you could ask her? Have you tried?
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Punk girls probably
Just take care of yourself ok? Around creepy dudes
lol no shed laugh at me
Or she might like break it off or something
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And I will take care of myself as best as I can. Thank you.
I see. I do not wish to ask you to do anything you are not comfortable with, but perhaps she will not. There is an equal chance of that, is that not so?
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Just like how most girls dont make the first move on guys
But some do, just not as much
Anyway I dont even know if she likes kissing much. I could try and find out
Like she likes it enough to do it with me when we screw but thats different
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