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[babermetrics]

Yo, you've reached Kuwata Leon! I'm probably busy right now, buuuut just leave me a message and I'll totally make time for you later!

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(( also NSFW warning in some of the below! ))

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[babermetrics]

Yeah whats goin on? u ok

[psycholawgy]

I'M FINE

BUT

WHAT

sorry

Sorry oops

Have you ever had dreams where you were doing "something" to another person...?

[babermetrics]

whoa are you seriously asking me this

You do mean wet dreams right cuz if you dont youve gotta clarify like right now before I embarrass myself

[psycholawgy]

LOOK I DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE TO ASK

[ she's going to strangle you leon just you wait ]

But

Yeah

That's what I meant

[babermetrics]

ok ok its fine! Wow I cant tell if I should be flattered or offended though

But whatever Im here for you in your time of need.........

And I think all guys have those lol

I wasnt sure about girls

Anyway yeah of course I get those all the time especially lately

[psycholawgy]

I don't know either, to be honest. But you're the only person I can go to for these kinds of things.

And I just had one? It's weird.

IT'S SO WEIRD, LEON. I don't know what to do I feel so dirty :'(

[babermetrics]

[Okay she's upset so . . . don't . . . tell her that's hot. Don't say that. Do not. Say it's hot. Don't even think about it being hot? She is your upset friend and she's not even really your type and it's waaaay obvious she ain't into you so the chances of that going over well are even less than usual and you can be a good friend, a cool dude who is not a skeevy asshole, by NOT saying, that it's hot, for Athena to have had a sex dream.

Phew.]

It wasnt about me I take it

[OH THAT'S MUCH BETTER! MUCH!]

ANYWAY JUST RELAX you dont like.....have to do anything lol

Its not dirty its normal! Its just sex its normal even for girls to be into it

It wasnt about Trucys dad right????

[psycholawgy]

If it was about you, I wouldn't be telling you...

AND NO IT'S NOT ABOUT MR. WRIGHT. THAT'S JUST GROSS?!?!?!?!?! Oh my god.

This was a bad idea.

[babermetrics]

I WAS JUST MAKING SURE OK

ITS FINE look Im here to help Im not gonna tell anyone or make fun of you!

It was more like if it was about him thatd explain why you felt dirty

BUT IT WASNT

so do you just feel weird that youve got some subconscious needs or what

Did my phone spell that right

[It's a CereVice, but phone is so much easier.]

[psycholawgy]

You spelled it right.

I feel really weird? Like. I guess I've thought about that stuff before, but for it to enter my subconscious and all... I didn't think it would happen. And it makes me feel like I violated that person.

[babermetrics]

Athena........youre worrying way too much about it

Its not like you can control your dreams yknow? Its just a dream

people dream all kinds of crazy stuff

Even having daydreams its not like youre violating anyone its just a fantasy!

Ive had some real weird sex dreams about people I wouldnt even actually wanna have sex with its just a thing that happens and it doesnt mean anything

I mean maybe this time it means you wanna screw this guy but theres nothing wrong with that either

If it really had been about me I wouldve been flattered lol

[psycholawgy]

So what you're saying is

I should just continue with my daily life as if nothing's happened?

I shouldn't tell them about this dream right????

[babermetrics]

That depends........

Like if youre doing it cuz you feel guilty thats dumb

Its not like you have anything to confess to them cuz you didnt do anything wrong

But if you want them to know you want them and youre hoping to do it for real like its totally not a bad lead in

[psycholawgy]

Oh... okay.

I guess I'll think about it some more.

Thanks, Leon. [ for being her most shameless friend that she can ask something like this. ]

[babermetrics]

Yeah no problem

Yknow if you ask me you should go for it

[psycholawgy]

WHAT

[ that's all she sends for a good five minutes until: ]

You think so??? Why???????

[babermetrics]

Itd make you happy right

I figure you actually like this person or you wouldnt be so freaked out am I right?

So why WOULDNT you go for it?

[psycholawgy]

He's not exactly from modern times so things are different for him when it comes to things like this. I don't want to scare him or anything because I might come off as too forward.

[babermetrics]

oh man Athena

Dudes in the past were total perverts I found out all about it from William lol

Youre probably worrying too much

Like you should see some of these poems im serious

Wait its not William is it

Anyway its probably ok

[psycholawgy]

I don't even know who William is...

But are you sure? Like. He's from the medieval times and everything. Where there's dragons and magic and stuff like that.

[babermetrics]

lol good

[WHY GOOD? He doesn't really examine that himself. It just kinda comes out.]

this pervert was from ancient Rome or whatever I dont know if thats before or after medieval

WAIT IS THIS THE WIZARD?

[psycholawgy]

Um

... Maybe?

His name is Merlin. Do you know him?!

[ SHE FUCKING HOPE HE DOESN'T. ]

[thebabebowsout]

no I never met him before but I was trying to figure out who Trucys dad was being all protective of before.....

Wait so the guy you had a sex dream about is already your boyfriend?

Or are you not together

[psycholawgy]

He's my boyfriend.

Is William your...?

[babermetrics]

my what