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[babermetrics]

Yo, you've reached Kuwata Leon! I'm probably busy right now, buuuut just leave me a message and I'll totally make time for you later!

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(( also NSFW warning in some of the below! ))

Comments

[babermetrics]

You gotta tell me some more about the situation first cmon........

Like is he in your apt?? howd he get there

Do you know who he is even

[ukakus]

Why would I let a drunkard in my apartment ? Are you insinuating Im stupid??

[Look. If it was her apartment, she would have punched the dude in the face and thrown him out of the nearest window. Maybe not the last one because that's murder and murder is bad(?), but. You know.]

He's a customer at my workplace. I'm asking him to leave but the idiot is too fucking drunk to understand this is NOT a damn bar

[babermetrics]

god chill out he mightve gotten drunk AFTER he got to your apartment howm I supposed to know?? it was just a question!

ok so where dyou work? Theres no security you can call huh

[ukakus]

It was a STUPID question!!!! Learn to make better ones and then I'll "chill out"

[Why is she using quotations? That is such a grandma thing to do. Are you a grandma, Touka? Are you?]

A crappy coffee shop run by a moron who doesn't care what his employees have to put up with. Though he does care if I'm "rude" to the customers. Fucker.

[babermetrics]

Are you friggin stupid its a totally normal question to ask where the fuck you are when you text me needing help COME ON

I oughta hang up on you

Whatever

So theres no one who can throw him out? Like not even another customer whod give you a hand

[ukakus]

You can't hang up a text

[NOT HELPING.]

Not unless I want to start a fight. Which I don't, before you ask. [Still not helping.] I just need your advice. Isn't there a way to make him leave politely?

[babermetrics]

[He considers this for a minute.]

You gotta trick him into leaving its the only way

[ukakus]

[Ah. That's a plausible idea, except...]

How

Do I tell him they're serving free alcohol across the street??

[babermetrics]

Yeah try that first that sounds pretty legit

tell me how it goes

[ukakus]

What

Are you serious

I was joking there's no way someone would fall for something that obvious

[babermetrics]

But drunk people get real dumb so you never know

1/2

[ukakus]

[oh my god]

Fine

But Im telling you there's no way a half baked lie like that will work

[ukakus]

[............................................. ten minutes later:]

I can't understand how that worked

[babermetrics]

LOL TOLD YOU

drunk people are stupid as shit seriously

Even I get dumber when Im drunk

[ukakus]

Really

I hadn't noticed

[babermetrics]

SERIOUSLY I JUST HELPED YOU OUT

[He's allowed to say it. No one else is, dammit.]

[ukakus]

You set yourself up for that one

Don't blame me

[She saw the opportunity and grabbed it, okay!!]

[babermetrics]

Maybe if you thanked me too EVEN A LITTLE

[ukakus]

Thank you Kuwata

[And ten seconds later:]

Satisfied?

[babermetrics]

lol yeah actually thanks