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[babermetrics]

Yo, you've reached Kuwata Leon! I'm probably busy right now, buuuut just leave me a message and I'll totally make time for you later!

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(( also NSFW warning in some of the below! ))

Comments

[babermetrics]

[He considers this for a minute.]

You gotta trick him into leaving its the only way

[ukakus]

[Ah. That's a plausible idea, except...]

How

Do I tell him they're serving free alcohol across the street??

[babermetrics]

Yeah try that first that sounds pretty legit

tell me how it goes

[ukakus]

What

Are you serious

I was joking there's no way someone would fall for something that obvious

[babermetrics]

But drunk people get real dumb so you never know

1/2

[ukakus]

[oh my god]

Fine

But Im telling you there's no way a half baked lie like that will work

[ukakus]

[............................................. ten minutes later:]

I can't understand how that worked

[babermetrics]

LOL TOLD YOU

drunk people are stupid as shit seriously

Even I get dumber when Im drunk

[ukakus]

Really

I hadn't noticed

[babermetrics]

SERIOUSLY I JUST HELPED YOU OUT

[He's allowed to say it. No one else is, dammit.]

[ukakus]

You set yourself up for that one

Don't blame me

[She saw the opportunity and grabbed it, okay!!]

[babermetrics]

Maybe if you thanked me too EVEN A LITTLE

[ukakus]

Thank you Kuwata

[And ten seconds later:]

Satisfied?

[babermetrics]

lol yeah actually thanks