babermetrics | IC OVERFLOW AND MISC.

I guess that'd explain why they keep attacking us and stuff, if we're supposed to find somethin' and fight back. Wonder if there's anythin' in here?

[He stands up with a sigh to take another look at the boxes, including the one he's been leaning up against. The first one he opens is a box of tiny individual packets of gauze, which feels like adding insult to injury; he snorts.]

Hey, where'd you start off anyway? Why're you dressed like that? I wonder why you were a patient and I was a doctor! Maybe 'cuz I'm like, your ViViD senpai.

Perhaps because they're attempting to cause the most insult possible.

[ I mean, I find Kuwata being a doctor very insulting to doctors.

He goes to dig around in the boxes himself, searching for needles or surgical equipment as he speaks. ] I was in a hospital bed, as you might assume.

Ugh, creepy. Who wants to wake up in a hospital bed? That'd be an insult to anyone! So did they mess you around any? I just got told to help out patients, and when I tried to get out I got caught and jabbed with that needle. Like I'm a doctor! That's so unsafe!

[Even he knows that being a doctor would be medical malpractice waiting to happen. And that's even worse than other kinds of practice.

He opens another box; it's just some blankets, sealed in packaging to stay sterile. Leon rolls his eyes and tosses one at Togami. Just because.]

[ He catches it, though probably not as effortlessly as Leon would. He frowns down at it, though, since while they could probably find some use for them, they're not worth much on their own... ]

They tried to force me into a different treatment plan, which didn't include any bodily harm, but was at least as annoying... [ Even though it wasn't nearly as dangerous and unhygienic. ]

Perhaps it would be possible to wrest a needle from one of them.

Just one needle's not gonna do much for us! Hey, was there an IV in your room?

[He has a sudden mental image of himself swinging around an IV stand; that's a little better. Leon knows how to handle sticks. He's not sure about Togami, though--and of course they'll have to get to a hospital room first to grab one.

He gets to his feet, though, having already given up on the boxes. The odds of him finding anything in here he's comfortable wielding are really damn low.]

What were they gonna do to you?

[ Well, given the fact that the thread where Togami swung around an IV stand probably takes place earlier in the timeline than this thread... he grimaces in recollection. ]

...There was one. I already used it in an... altercation. I would rather not return to my room, personally.

[ And, since that leads into the other explanation: ] She was attempting to get me to drink while on my head, or something ridiculous. Still, she was overly aggressive about it.

[Well that's a hilarious surprise. Leon covers his mouth on his laugh; he wouldn't normally bother, but he's definitely being loud enough that he might get some unwanted attention from the hallway if he didn't.]

Oh man, really?! Damn, you've had an even worse day than me! If I was you I'd be swingin' my IV around at everything that moved! . . . That's already pretty tempting. Think we could find another one somewhere?

[There've got to be more patients' rooms they can raid for blunt weapons.]

Be quiet—! [ He hisses, though frankly it's out of embarrassment and not out of any concern that they'll be found.

But then he sighs, crossing his arms and regaining some of his composure, even if he's still visibly irritated. ] There's bound to be more than a single IV stand in the entire hospital.

[He rubs his hand over his mouth again with a snort. Poor Togami; Leon knows he's pissing him off, and he doesn't want to end up firmly on his bad side, especially in a situation like this. But he just can't help himself at the mental image of him standing on his head for anything, much less drinking water in a hospital gown. Finally, once he's got control of his laughter, he reaches out to smack him on the shoulder with a grin.]

Yeah, right! And we're not really accomplishing anything hangin' out here, huh? So maybe we oughta just run for it and arm ourselves, and then go all out on these enemies!

[ Togami shoots Leon an unimpressed look when he's smacked in the shoulder, but he doesn't chastise him, or even disagree with his plan. ] ...That may be the intended course of action. Although "just run for it" is almost impressive in its sheer lack of strategy. Surely you can go on the offensive while still thinking it through a little?

[ Or maybe that's a touchy subject when Leon is coming from committing murder, where he did in fact show slightly more strategy to "go on the offensive"? Well, it's already out of his mouth. Not much to do about it now. ]

[It would be a touchy subject--if Leon made the connection at all. But fortunately, he doesn't. His mind is too occupied with the current situation to start having flashbacks to Maizono, at least unless it comes up more directly than that.

He pulls back his hand and gives Togami a Look, just as unimpressed, though not all that annoyed, all things considered.]

Okay, so we sneak, is that what you're getting at? 'Cuz I only see two options here! We run for a hospital room or we sneak into one!

Running is fine, but it's sure to attract attention before we're able to secure a weapon. What is your suggestion then, when someone starts pursuing? Keep running?

[ As long as they're prepared to do that, it's not a completely awful plan, he supposes. But he doesn't want them to be caught off guard here. ]

And what if the path to the hospital rooms is blocked...?

Ugh . . .

[It's not like he's not right, but shut up. Leon huffs, his expression flattening briefly.]

You know you could just say you think it's a better idea to sneak in, jerkass.

Can you not handle any reasoned questioning of your ideas without taking it as a personal attack?

[ It's not even necessarily that he thought sneaking in was the objectively better idea... though, it probably was. They could easily switch from sneaking to running halfway through, but not the other way around. ]

You were just tryin' to get me to admit you were right! And I just did! We'll go quietly, okay?

[Leon sure thinks it was a jab at him. He's not mad about it, per se, but no one likes being wrong, and Togami of all people is smug as hell. Leon briefly wonders exactly how many times in his life Togami's been punched in the face.

But he still heads for the door, hovering near it.]

You got any bright ideas for how to sneak outta here without it being obvious we're suspicious? Not that running's not totally suspicious . . . but it's suspicious and fast!

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