[He takes Larry's hand to shake it. This guy's American or somethin' . . . how do they shake hands? He tries for something sort of inoffensively middling, grinning back.]

Yeah, nice to meet you! I'm Leon Kuwata! I ain't gonna leave a guy on the floor, man, that'd be askin' for it in a place like this. It makes me paranoid just thinkin' about it!

[In fact, let's not too much; if it really is the food, Leon might be next, and that's not something he wants to dwell on. What do you even do about that besides get weirded out?

And, because he can't resist:]

Model girlfriends, huh? Anyone here? I actually work as a model, so maybe I've seen 'em around!