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[babermetrics]

Yo, you've reached Kuwata Leon! I'm probably busy right now, buuuut just leave me a message and I'll totally make time for you later!

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(( also NSFW warning in some of the below! ))

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[babermetrics]

Maybe they've got some kind of weird fetish.

[He lowers his voice even more for that, keeping even his laugh under his breath.]

[fittedgloves]

[ She breathes out a small laugh. ]

It wouldn't be surprising, would it?

[babermetrics]

That's creepy to think about, but like, they've got plenty of human p—

[—orn.

To watch on the internet. Oookay, maybe don't just spill that out to friggin' Kirigiri while you're out together on not-a-date!

He cuts off and clears his throat, gaze darting away.]

—stuff! Here . . .

[fittedgloves]

[ She gives him a quizzical look. ]

Stuff...? [ Yeah, that's not gonna slip by her sorry Leon. ]

[babermetrics]

Y, yeah, y'know, liiiike . . . like all the humans they hire as models? Like me!

[Sure, just like that. That had not at all been what he was going to say, but it's close enough to the same sentiment. Good job, Leon! I'm so smart sometimes! Surely she'll never question it.]

[fittedgloves]

[ She raises an eyebrow. Yeah, that's not something she's going to buy. ]

Ah, right... you model so they have material to fuel their fetish? [ She couldn't pass up the chance to tease him. Sorry not sorry. ]

[babermetrics]

[Of course he was taking a sip of soda when she said that, and of course he chokes on it a little when she does, covering his face. Oh god. She's got him there.

He just gives her a horrified, pleading look as he coughs. You go to the corner and think about what you just said, Kirigiri.]

[fittedgloves]

[ She chuckles, covering her mouth. ]

Are you alright, Kuwata-kun?

[babermetrics]

[At least he didn't spit it anywhere. That's so much worse when you have a beard! He manages to swallow and clears his throat, passing his hand over his mouth; it's a good thing not many people are in this showing. They might be getting some looks.]

Y, you know what I meant . . . you're totally picking on me!

[fittedgloves]

[ It really is a good thing not many people are at this showing, because while Kyouko doesn't care about any odd looks she doesn't want to cause a disruption. ]

Heh... it's hard to resist sometimes. [ Because really, Leon's an easy target. ]

[babermetrics]

I never thought you were that type when we first met.

[It's so hard. On one hand, there's nothing Leon hates more than being made fun of. On the other . . . it's Kirigiri, and when she smiles and laughs, that kind of makes it all worth it.

Besides, it wasn't that bad . . . ]

[fittedgloves]

Well, looks can be deceiving, can't they?

[ And really, Leon's such a good sport which makes it harder to resist poking fun at him. ]