[Well that's a hilarious surprise. Leon covers his mouth on his laugh; he wouldn't normally bother, but he's definitely being loud enough that he might get some unwanted attention from the hallway if he didn't.]

Oh man, really?! Damn, you've had an even worse day than me! If I was you I'd be swingin' my IV around at everything that moved! . . . That's already pretty tempting. Think we could find another one somewhere?

[There've got to be more patients' rooms they can raid for blunt weapons.]