. . . Why's the newspaper think we're a couple? I mean, we're goin' out tomorrow, but how'd they even know that? It's just one date! You ain't even my first date here! Why would that even be in the paper?
[There are a lot of confusing things happening right now, and he's starting to forget to keep his voice down.
no subject
[Then the rest catches up.]
. . . Why's the newspaper think we're a couple? I mean, we're goin' out tomorrow, but how'd they even know that? It's just one date! You ain't even my first date here! Why would that even be in the paper?
[There are a lot of confusing things happening right now, and he's starting to forget to keep his voice down.
Wait, am I like, newspaper-famous?!]