No way, lemon juice is totally good for your hair. I read about it once! Not that you're gonna catch me bathin' in it, but if I had to pick between that and your friggin' cracker bomb . . .

[he wonders, briefly, how one would go about making an actual cracker bomb, for just such an occasion

But he's mostly distracted grooming himself, and when he's done, he finally notices the havoc they've managed to wreak. Score.]

--Hey, hey, check it out, it's our chance! I mean, unless you wanna challenge me to a rematch!