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Larry Butz ([personal profile] failures) wrote in [personal profile] babermetrics 2015-06-22 05:21 am (UTC)

[It's really not that common...Larry just happens to be the lucky trouble magnet with lawyers for friends to save his ass on many occasions.

That and Japanifornian lawyers seem to be pretty common here. Who woulda thunk it?]


Y'know...I guess they usually go with soda or water? Burger and wine sounds kinda clashy.

[Is that really the point, though? He just shrugs.]

I wonder if she just doesn't go on dates that often, then? I've kinda noticed that when girls go on a very first date or maybe even a couple in, they have really high expectations of what it's gonna be like. But after a while, they get more casual about it.

What else did she tell you about herself? Maybe I can help suggest something. Trust me, I've got plenty of experience with dates and prime dating spots.

[This should probably be taken as a sign that Larry's been on waaaay too many dates for his own good, but...hey, advice.]

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