[It's pretty noticeable how he lights up when Larry calls him a punk kind of model. Exactly! Sweet, sweet validation. He practically vibrates cheer that he's not believable to strangers as some boring jock type.

But before he can get to that--and let's be real, he's just going to pat himself on the back anyway--he's a little surprised to hear that this guy's got multiple lawyer buddies. How common are lawyers in, uh, America--sure, it's America, probably? Even meeting one had kind of taken Leon by surprise . . . and neither of those descriptions actually sound like Athena. So how many are there?]

That's what was so weird! I thought she was more the burger and beer type. Or burger and wine? What do girls drink with burgers, anyway? But that ain't the point . . . she seemed, y'know, down to earth and stuff, but then when I asked her out she said she'd only go if it was fancy! I figured that was, like, her lawyer blood.