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[He leans in closer, because what the hell, why not.]
Look, I know you won't tell anyone this, buuuut my roommate and my sexfriend are actually the same person . . . got it?
[He leans away, laughing and rubbing his neck.]
A-anyway, that ain't fair! I wanna meet this guy!