It's about having fun! I swear, man, no one gets it. It's supposed to be fun and feel good or else you're doin' it wrong! I guess I wouldn't know about "courtship," though. But if that ain't fun, why bother with it when you could just do the fun parts? Know what I mean?

[He glances briefly over at his roommate's closed door. He's not coming out or anything right now, is he? Wait, why would it matter if he did . . . they're not, like, doing anything. They're just sitting close together on the couch having totally normal guy talk.]