[ He grimaces, recoiling a little. He's had enough of a cooldown period that he has started to forget why this was appealing in the first place!! But he wipes it off with his bare hand to smear it on the sheets, not really pretending like the rest of him is perfectly clean. ]

That's a bold thing to say this far into the entertainment. If I'm "no fun", you're the one who chose to keep not having fun. [ A little overly serious of a reaction, but he's kinda switched gears by now. ]