Other princesses? So you were just real sheltered . . .

[Man. Well, he'd already gotten that impression off her anyway, just not about sex specifically. This level of that is something, though.

Wait.]

—You were engaged? So one of those arranged things? And you were just supposed to let this dude you'd never met get married to you and do whatever he wanted in bed? Damn . . . see, this is why all that waiting for marriage crap is stupid! You oughta be allowed to have your fun first, right? Figure out if this is really the guy you wanna screw for the whole rest of your life!

[Eugh. Monogamy.]

That's totally unfair to you.