[He rolls his eyes, sparing the video a quick glance, but it's not like it's gotten more interesting in the past few seconds. (His favorite part is pretty near the end, as pornos generally go.)]

C'mon, you can't use that argument! Obviously some guys are gay and wouldn't get off on it, duh. But a gay guy wouldn't click into a video about a dude and two chicks in the first place, so they don't count for this! That ain't the audience! Any guy who clicks into this video is definitely the kinda guy who gets off on screwing two girls at once! That's like twice as straight.

[There, argument made. An iron-clad one, if he does say so himself. No reason to elaborate or follow it up with anything else. Just wait for Togami to argue that one, ha ha!]

. . . Why, are you gay or something?





[Dammit, Kuwata!]