[He does listen to all of it, one part worried and one part incredulous, and he keeps his mouth shut for the whole thing too, even if the end is a little complicated . . .

Then he sighs. Wow. Yikes.]

Damn . . . look, I'm just gonna tell you now, any guy who'd be into that kind of totally lukewarm reaction is bad news all the way down, got it? That's a complete red flag! Like, it's obvious why any guy would want to have sex with you. You're gorgeous! I'm just saying, I'd definitely be up for it myself! I've thought about it before! Kinda hard not to when you look like a supermodel-slash-princess, y'know? But if I came on to you and your reaction was all like—"Sure, I guess I don't mind, it's not very important"? That's a huge boner-kill for any normal dude! Any guy who'd be like "Yeah, that sounds great!" is a creep. Especially if he's all weird about it after and trying to pressure you!