[By now Leon's walking out with two cups of coffee, and seriously debating with himself whether to hand Togami his or dump it over his head. He can tell he's being fucked with here! But two things: first of all, he's still feeling that unusual calm.

And second, he's not convinced yet that Togami actually has the upper hand, here. This feels like the kind of situation that could be turned right around on him if he plays his cards right.

So for now, he doesn't scald his friend with hot liquid. He sets the mugs down on the coffee table (Togami's coffee is black, Leon's is all bastardized with cream and sugar) and flops on the couch. First things first: Togami obviously doesn't know shit about porn.]

You're kidding, right? Were you expecting award-winning camera shots or somethin' here? This's way better than amateur stuff! I mean, not better-better, amateur's totally hot . . . but more "refined" or whatever! You just don't know how to have fun!

[With your dick.]