[He is rushing through this shower! But no, he's not done yet; when he hears the doorbell he jumps and swears under his breath and rushes even more through the rest. Where the hell does she live?!
He jumps out of the shower as soon as he can and opens the bathroom door to yell into the living room:]
One seeeec! Unless you wanna see me naked! . . . That was a joke!
[It was, but it's not like he wouldn't really open the door if she said she did.
But he's already dashing back into his room to grab clothes. Clothes clothes clothes clothes. Underwear, shirt, clothes—]
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He jumps out of the shower as soon as he can and opens the bathroom door to yell into the living room:]
One seeeec! Unless you wanna see me naked! . . . That was a joke!
[It was, but it's not like he wouldn't really open the door if she said she did.
But he's already dashing back into his room to grab clothes. Clothes clothes clothes clothes. Underwear, shirt, clothes—]