[Even though he's not literally up yet! But now he is; he's already swinging his legs off the bed as he types that, fighting off a dizzy spell (that happens when you stand up fast and you haven't eaten yet) as he stumbles for the door to his bathroom. Right. If this is going to happen, he needs to get himself in order without making her wait forever! She's probably already a whole, functioning human being today and he's only just getting started!]
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[Even though he's not literally up yet! But now he is; he's already swinging his legs off the bed as he types that, fighting off a dizzy spell (that happens when you stand up fast and you haven't eaten yet) as he stumbles for the door to his bathroom. Right. If this is going to happen, he needs to get himself in order without making her wait forever! She's probably already a whole, functioning human being today and he's only just getting started!]